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Sometimes you get what you need And other times it’s hard to breathe If that is true I’ll look to you, oh fucked up darlin’ I only take what I can’t see Oh no they’re really out to get you Oh God, and yeah they will forget Both hands outstretched You’re a wreck wreck wreck And it’s the hearts favorite spin To give you less that you put in If that is true I’ll still be true oh fucked up darlin Cause babe I never play to win They’re really out to get you.
2.
Am I making sense here Or am I outta line I am the king pin Don’t make me me make you Don’t you waste my time I got some big shoes here I got big shoes to fill I’m in my own paradise Don’t make me don’t make me Don’t you waste my time Stand behind my line. Don’t make a sound, don’t. I’ll run you right over I got nothing to lose I am the king pin Don’t make me move.
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omething's cracked inside Like the liberty bell My heart clanking flat Like that cold abandoned shell Bankrupt thoughts Steal my hope Fix the bail Charge me interest while I'm stuck in your plastic jail From my cell I hear The Clink Of my freedom ring Inside the belly of Your cash machine It should be Criminal With a capitol "C" How you try to hook me With your false promises These happy endings Ring a bell Steal my hope Fix the bail Sell it back to me at cost In your fancy jail Like the sun I watch it sink Like a holy grail Inside the belly Of your cash machine Faceless metal miser Hoarding desires Crowned with a briar patch Of tangled razor wire You grant You damn From your throne in my hands My mechanical messiah You've robbed my kingdom blind Nickel and dimed It surely comes as no surprise I can't afford your paradise The one that rings me up And smiles You cast a spell Steal my hope Set the bail Sell it back to me at cost In your fancy jails You won't rest Until I sink Every living thing Inside the belly Of your Cash Machine
4.
Mundane but impossible Banal and implausible You wouldn’t understand You couldn’t possibly grasp May not make sense you see If I could get off the floor that’s key Cut hair, impossible Check email, impossible This impossible, this impossible task. Make bed, impossible Pay bills, impossible Buy food, impossible Leave the house, impossible Wanna see my face you’ll only see a mask Vexed encumbered, this impossible task May not make sense you see If I could get off the floor that’s key May not make sense May not-it’s impossible.
5.
Pastor cut my eyes so I can’t weep Gone and cut my tongue so I can’t speak Or spit in his face You say your God’s loving, your love it, don’t mean shit. And I’m Queen of the Swallows I’m swallowed bit by Father raped a child now he can’t talk Bought the politicians filled his cup with your blood And I’m Queen of the Swallows I’m swallowed bit by bit And you say your God’s loving, your love don’t mean shit. Requiem Aeternam dona eis Dies Irae! Dies Illa Pastor killed my love now she can’t dream Gone and filled her tub and went to sleep And he’s right for the righteous And I’m the one that’s sick And I’m Queen of the Swallows your love don’t mean shit.
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You’re out there on your own again Do you see what I see The sky is getting darker now Does she know What I know Could be anyone Else And I failed to find another way And I failed to diagnose the problem
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I know it sounds crazy, but sometimes crazy is all I've got Necessary maybe, turn the burner from warm straight to hot. These antics are completely wild, Unorthodox in shape and style Let’s go crazy, you can ditch the suit and tie. Don’t want my sailboat in the driveway when I die WILD ANTICS! WILD ANTICS! Still sounds crazy, but why do just what you’ve been told? Life’s greater purpose, Fortune will always favor the bold. These antics are completely wild, Unorthodox in shape and style Let’s go crazy, you can ditch the suit and tie. Don’t want my sailboat in the driveway when I die WILD ANTICS! WILD ANTICS!
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Let's elevate this discourse, where elevate is "lay off" Wish you'd consider my feelings, all you do is scoff Cry! I feel personally attacked (Cry!) why would you say a thing like this? (Cry!) This tone you interact (Cry!) invalidates and dismiss (Cry!) Crybullies! Cry! Cry! Crybullies! Cry! Cry! Performative victim, framing as art, "What about?" distraction, watch it come apart Cry! I feel personally attacked (Cry!) why would you say a thing like this? (Cry!) This tone you interact (Cry!) invalidates and dismiss (Cry!) Crybullies! Cry! Cry! Crybullies! Cry! Cry!
9.
Something to brood on and make them pay Advance the plot and just go away She served her purpose, what can you say? It's such an honor truly. It’s automatically made ok To kill me off and write me away And give me half of an actors pay I’m what? undeniably still here I wait undeniably still here. Inconvenient In the way Always talking Locked, in a dark cold place Married to the plot line Tie me up with bows Cover me in fake blood Namelessy Jane doe Women in refrigerators What is the common denominator? No time for nuance, see you later. Then what pack me up when they say cut It's not that any of this is new And no the roads don't lead back to you I'll flip the script and reverse who's who You're what? Problematically still here. Inconvenient In the way Always talking Locked, in a dark cold place
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I get so angry that it hurts But then say everything's just fine I get enraged by ticking days And watch the second hand unwind And it's a joke to mock my luck When there is so much trouble I can't begin to wake up make up this Feels like my feet are hanging from a rocky cliff But nothing moves and all our arms are stiff And we don't wanna stumble down I used to love to have control Feel like the day was in my grip I used to love to have control Turns out illusion is a bitch I cry out to the hollow skies And ask for rain to follow
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Stop trying to fix something that wants to stay broken Scars can’t heal when the knife’s still sticking out (Out out) out out of time Just relax, want it not later, but soon So soon, so soon So soon, so soon, so soon, so soon Criminal (Criminal) Criminal (Criminal) Criminal (Criminal) Criminal hypnosis Criminal hypnosis Criminal Money and fame One gives you Freedom, the other takes it away. Money and fame One gives you Freedom, the other takes it away. Fill My brain with lies to pass the time Want to be the kind of guy that just lights up a room Want it all now, not later. But soon, So soon, so soon, so soon, so soon, soon Criminal (Criminal) Criminal (Criminal) Criminal (Criminal) Criminal hypnosis Criminal hypnosis Criminal Money and fame One gives you Freedom, the other takes it away. Money and fame One gives you Freedom, the other takes it away.
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I needed a stiff drink, but I only had a lime. History doesn't repeat itself, but sometimes it rhymes. How did we get to this place? And where is the way home ? Could I borrow that cable? I need to charge my phone. Aooooooo We were wolves Aooooooo We were wolves An ordinary evening augers ordinary returns Ordinary people, are rarely my concern Ignorance abounds and viciousness abides, I'd break apart this world But I really don't have time The times we had, the noise we made was truly quite sublime We could be wolves again, if we only find the time.

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Split LP with Lung

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released October 6, 2023

LP Learning Curve Records - LCR090-01
CD Seismic Wave Entertainment - SW033

Lung side: John Hoffman recorded and mixed at the Lodge in Dayton, KY August 2022, Bob Weston mastered the whole thing.

Kate Wakefield - vocals, cello
Daisy Caplan - drums
Anyone Else features Dale Crover, Tony Ash and Conan Neutron (Conan Neutron & the Secret Friends)
All songs by Lung except for Cash Machine by Two Ton Boa, and The Impossible Task by Conan Neutron & the Secret Friends.
www.lungtheband.com

Conan Neutron & the Secret Friends:
Conan Neutron: Vocals/Guitars/Sitar
Tony Ash: Bass
Dale Crover: Drums
Toshi Kasai: Production and Engineering, Vocals/Guitars/Tamborine/Triangle
Kate Wakefield: Vocals (9)

Recorded, April 2021, March 2023 and January 25th, 2019 at Sound of Sirens,
Mixed at Sound of Sirens in early 2020, Fall 2021, Spring 2023 by Toshi Kasai
Mastered by Bob Weston, Chicago Mastering Service, June 2023
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artwork by Aaron Cross
Layout by Rachelle Caplan

single art Crybullies by J. Andrew World
single art We Were Wolves by H. C. Dunaway Smith.

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Conan Neutron & The Secret Friends Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Conan Neutron, Tony Ash and Dale Crover play big weird rock music for smart asses and malcontents.. Featuring members of Replicator, MELVINS, Trophy Wives. Coliseum, and more. Live lineups have a revolving cast of players.

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