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lyrics

It's the plight that drives you
Suck down the pain
Yes, you should run now.
Let it wax and wane

It's like a chair of antlers
A salve against the mundane
No forts for what you love
Flows like a water main

Chair! Chair of Antlers!
Chair! Chair of Antlers!
Chair! Chair of Antlers!
Chair! Chair of Antlers!

Grotesque but useful
comes at a high price
from hell and back now
scars with the right eyes

it's like a chair of antlers
which one is more insane
no forts for what you love
flows like a water main

Chair! Chair of Antlers!
Chair! Chair of Antlers!
Chair! Chair of Antlers!
Chair! Chair of Antlers!

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from The Art of Murder, released May 1, 2016
Backup Vocals: Buzz Osborne, Tony Ash
Additional Synth/Organ and Thingamagoop: Conan Neutron

CHAIR!

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Conan Neutron & The Secret Friends Oakland, California

Conan Neutron, Tony Ash and Dale Crover play rock music directly to your earholes. Featuring members of Replicator, MELVINS, Trophy Wives. Coliseum, and more.

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