Cheap Sleaze - Freeze Queen / Troll Trap

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From Protons and Electrons: Atom 9 - Cop Knock / Cheap Sleaze - Freeze Queen​/​Troll Trap, released 5/14/2019

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FREEZE QUEEN

You saddle up next to me
talkin ‘bout how you used to skate
How you only longboard now
but you think that we should date
Well tell me, man, did you really think
when you bought me that drink
that I’d let you take me home?
I’m sorry didn’t you know

That I’m a freeze queen!
Hard to impress
I’m a freeze queen!
I’ll freeze you to death
I’m a freeze queen!
Hard to impress
I’ll freeze you to death!

You better dress warm
Oh, I’m gonna ice you down
Don’t ask me to smile
All you’ll get is a frown
You better bundle up
Before you try talking to me
'Cause honey I can be cold
and I can be mean

'Cause I’m a freeze queen!
Hard to impress
I’m a freeze queen!
I’ll freeze you to death
I’m a freeze queen!
Hard to impress
I’ll freeze you to death!

TROLL TRAP!
(dedicated to the memory of alex jones)

I logged onto the internet
the other day
'Cause I gotta tell the world – hey,
I got something to say

Here’s my two cents
about the government
and my role in it

Complexity is such a breeze
when it’s summed up inside a meme

Do all my thinking second hand
and there ain’t much I understand
but I’m not gonna check my source
I’ll just reshare cuz I am bored (oi! oi! oi!)

TROLL TRAP! TROLL TRAP! TROLL TRAP!

I saw it – on Fox News – or maybe CNN

It’s there in my newsfeed – they’re
coming for my guns again

Do all my thinking second hand
and there ain’t much I understand
but I’m not gonna check my source
I’ll just reshare 'cause I am bored (oi! oi! oi!)

TROLL TRAP! TROLL TRAP! TROLL TRAP!

Everybody’s so greedy
They want a living wage
There gonna kill my grandpa
and steal his Medicaid

Immigrants are so lazy
They’re gonna take our jobs
Abortion is murder
and don’t forget about gay frogs!

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from Protons and Electrons Compilation, released September 20, 2019
Carly Anne Coda: vocals
Scotty Hoffman: guitar
Tony Ash: bass, vocals
Matthew McCoy: drums, vocals

Additional backing vocals by Stephanie Vogt.

Recorded and mixed November 18, 2018 at Electrical Audio, Studio A. Engineered by Jon San Paolo. Mixed by Jon San Paolo and Tony Ash.

Mastered at Chicago Mastering Service by Bob Weston.

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Conan Neutron, Tony Ash and Dale Crover play rock music directly to your earholes. Featuring members of Replicator, MELVINS, Trophy Wives. Coliseum, and more.

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